Tiger Woods got up in front of the world today and told us he's really sorry and that he wants to get in touch with Buddha again.  Maybe it's just me but I found the whole thing kinda creepy because he kept looking into the camera in a really long, dramatic and (for lack of a better word - creepy) way.  I felt super dirty after watching it.

His mom, agent, manager, and a few friends were there, but no wife.  I'm have no crystal ball but I'm pretty sure that his wife will leave him.  I've been cheated on and it never works out after a person has been betrayed.  She'll take his money and bail.  And rightfully so.  Cheaters suck.  Once a cheater, always a cheater.

He also asked the paparazzi to leave his wife and kids alone.  In the history of entertainment, when has asking the paparazzi to leave alone EVER worked?!  Never!  Asking them to leave you alone is the same as asking them to come around more.  Jeez, Tiger, you might as well have asked them to come and sit in on your kids' classes.  Never acknowledge the paparazzi; it's just encourages them.  Idiot.  Just finish your Mississippi sex therapy lessons and get back to golfing.  You've messed up enough.  Get back to what you're good at and move on.  Sheesh.